The Misadventures of Magical Margret the Magnificent
The vicious and malicious elves burst from the queen's magical flute, where they had been hiding, waiting for Meg to try out the gift from Plerf, the Dark Dragon. Earlier that week, He had given it as a "peace offering", to put an end to their years of battle, and practical jokes on one another. Although, as most often do, he underestimated the queen of light who happened to know all too well of this fiendish plot of treachery. For she had friends in high places, such as george, the pegasus unicorn, who had been spying on Plerf during his scheming.
On retrieving this cursed instrument, she had made every excuse to not perform, for she had a plan of revenge already. When the dwarfs of Munglein asked her to play twinkle twinkle, she said she was too parched, and needed hidration. On request of the fairies of Hugllehues to honor them with a Beatles tune, she argued she had not the sheet music. And when the minotaurs asked for Led Zepplin, she admitted, that she just was not THAT awesome(of course she was, but she needed an excuse). Finally, when her plan of pay back was set up she invited all as she played Manchester Orchestra's whole play list. Everyone in the region gathered.
She played, and everyone cheered, but Plerf was perplexed. He had no clue as to what went wrong. as she wrapped up "Everything to Nothing", she gave thanks to Plerf, and the treaty, and ened to war, and then said something that surprised plerf even more. "ATTACK!!!!" It had turned out, that she had been finding the one thing that would pursuade the elves to work for her. The only reason the were evil, was because they were lonely, so they had a sleep over, and they all spooned and cuddled. They bent to her whim, and were trained to take down the dragon and his troops. With the aid of all her faithful followers, and her beauty and grace and magical skills, she captured him in a statue form, as a trophy resembling a dance competition trophy.
On retrieving this cursed instrument, she had made every excuse to not perform, for she had a plan of revenge already. When the dwarfs of Munglein asked her to play twinkle twinkle, she said she was too parched, and needed hidration. On request of the fairies of Hugllehues to honor them with a Beatles tune, she argued she had not the sheet music. And when the minotaurs asked for Led Zepplin, she admitted, that she just was not THAT awesome(of course she was, but she needed an excuse). Finally, when her plan of pay back was set up she invited all as she played Manchester Orchestra's whole play list. Everyone in the region gathered.
She played, and everyone cheered, but Plerf was perplexed. He had no clue as to what went wrong. as she wrapped up "Everything to Nothing", she gave thanks to Plerf, and the treaty, and ened to war, and then said something that surprised plerf even more. "ATTACK!!!!" It had turned out, that she had been finding the one thing that would pursuade the elves to work for her. The only reason the were evil, was because they were lonely, so they had a sleep over, and they all spooned and cuddled. They bent to her whim, and were trained to take down the dragon and his troops. With the aid of all her faithful followers, and her beauty and grace and magical skills, she captured him in a statue form, as a trophy resembling a dance competition trophy.
And everyone lived a happily ever after
The End.
For Now...
The End.
For Now...
She broke her promise to hang out for this, and now we are no longer friends, even though we aparently were never, so soon there shall be an alternate story of Margaret, and it wont be a happy ending, atleast for her.
ReplyDeleteIs this the girl you talk about in all your posts?
ReplyDeletenope, its an old friend, who i guess is no longer... haha, well i guess they are both old friends... idk
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